In Times Like These, YHVH Wants us to Rejoice and Smile

A happy, and a most Shalom Shabbat to all. Our Elohim is still in control no matter what Satan might try to make us believe, so rejoice and smile.

KIDS IN CHURCH

 3-year-old, Reese: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
 Harold is His name.    Amen.”

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 A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make
 me a better boy, don’t worry about it.  I’m having a real good
 time like I am.”

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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
 They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked
 if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand,
 stood tall, and quoted, “Thou shall not take the covers off the
 neighbor’s wife.”

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 After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason
 sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His
 father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
 boy replied, “That preacher said he wanted us brought up
 in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.”

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 I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the
 Lord’s Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would
 repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided
 to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated
 each word right up to the end of the prayer: “Lead us not into
 temptation,” she prayed, “but deliver us some E-mail.”

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 One particular four-year-old prayed, “And forgive us our
 trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our
 baskets.”

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  A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were
 on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to
 be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because
 people are sleeping.”

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 Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were
 sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out
 loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. “You’re not
 supposed to talk out loud in church.” “Why? Who’s going to
 stop me?” Joel asked.  Angie pointed to the back of the
 church and said, “See those two men standing by the door?
 They’re hushers.”

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 A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5
 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get
 the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a
 moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
 ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'” Kevin
 turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be
 Jesus!”

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 A father was at the beach with his children when the
 four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led
 him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
 “Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked. “He died
 and went to Heaven,” the Dad replied. The boy thought a
 moment and then said, “Did God throw him back down?”

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 A wife invited some people to dinner.  At the table, she
 turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you
 like to say the blessing? “I wouldn’t know what to say,” the
 girl replied. “Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the wife
 answered. The daughter bowed her head and said,
 “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”

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 A Sunday school teacher asked her class, “What was
 Jesus’ mother’s name?” One child answered, “Mary.”
 The teacher then asked, “Who knows what Jesus’ father’s
 name was?”  A little boy said, “Verge.”
 Confused, the teacher asked, “Where did you get that?”
 The boy said, “Well, you know they are always talking
 about Verge n’ Mary.

About God's Morning

I pray you are blessed, built up in your faith and Christian walk, and become an interactive participant in God's Morning. We are here as Christ's body, supporting and building each other up in all righteousness, in His name, awaiting His soon return. Maranatha!
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